I made a Tumblr version of Go the Fuck to Sleep
this is for all of us who can never manage to get to bed at a decent hour
Even the Whovians have all gone to bed
Clutching their sonic screwdrivers in a rest so deep
Yes, I know the new season is here,
But please - Go the fuck to sleep.
Even the Supernatural fandom have laid their weary heads to rest
They have counted their demon-sheep
I’ll let you watch one more episode if you swear
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
Even the weeaboos are in their slumber
Yes, the fan artists, the cosplayers, and the creeps
“Kawaii desu,” they whisper, as they hit the bed
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
Even the homestucks dream of Derse and Prospit
In their slumber they do not make a peep
It’s 4:13 AM no there’s not going to be an update
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
Even the Sherlockians roll around in bed muttering about season 3
In their minds’ all they see is Sherlock’s big leap
No you can’t go make another batshit text post
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
Even the Poke-fanatics lie in their beds
In their dreams on a Fearow they do soar and sweep
Take an example from Snorlax
For real, shut the fuck up and sleep.
And even Adventure Time is over, my dear
Time to cuddle in a bug snuggly heap
How is it you can stay awake for days
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?
Oh and now the shippers, the hipsters, even the nightbloggers!
Even they’ve spent all the time there is to keep
So please, PLEASE, my fellow Tumblrian
Go the fuck to sleep.